BIG TOWN EXPANSION PROJECT

FINALLY COMPLETED

M.K, 10/29,20[][]

It’s a new era for the town! Thanks to a lot of pitching from Kris “Cattenheimer” Dreemurr and Catti “Dreemurr”Cattenheimer, (Two very prominent members of the mayors staff) There’s a lot more about this town to enjoy.

From the permanent stage, to the Movie Theatre that shows new and old movies, a large caveside picnic area, and even the town bowling alley that’s a good way to kill time on a weekend, there’s a lot more happening for the future of this town. We interviewed Dreemurr about this “evolution” of our town, and here’s what they had to say:

”My main goal is for no one in this town to ever be bored again. Growing up here was nice, but there was so little before. When we were young, Me and a good friend always complained that there was nothing to do, nothing to see, so I want to make sure the next generation doesn’t have to go through the immense boredom we did.

Plus, the town’s so much more interesting now!!!”



When asked about what they’ll do now that they’re satisfied with the town, Dreemurr replied:

“I’ll probably just go back to pursuing music! I want to spend the rest of my life hanging out with my friends, as well as my beautiful wife, obviously. Haha, It’s weird being on a newspaper! Sup Susie! Hey Noelle! Me and Catti can’t wait for our next double dinner with y’all! Bring your kids!

Oh yeah I almost forgot, You’re Glooby, Noelle Holiday!!! hahahahah.”

Dreemurr is currently working on an album, unnamed, but still in the works.

The town is forever grateful to the impact Dreemurr and Cattenheimer have left on this town, and we’re excited to see what they’ll do for us next.